Adult — Tara

Monologue

Adult

Adult — Tara

Christina Masciotti

Duration: 1 minuteGender: FemaleAge: TeenGenre: Comedy
Context: On the phone with her boyfriend, Tara teases him about his soccer game and invites him to visit her father's house.

Tara: I didn’t watch the game, but I think they won. Because they were jumping on each other’s heads with their crotches open. How was your practice? Metamucil is not an energy drink. Unless you feel energized after you take a shit. How can you be so smart and never hear of like a cultural phenomenon for older people? Yeah, I got a bus schedule. You could come here, too, you know, if you wanted. Of course, I told him, my dad doesn’t care. At least he’s more of my day and age than my mom. Well, in some ways. I don’t know. He’d probably take us shooting because he likes to show off the only thing he’s good at. It’s really fun, I like the aiming. The first shot is always best because you’re surprised about the movement and reflexes are better. Well, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be insensitive. Forget it, I’d rather meet your aunt, anyway. Yeah, I’m telling you, he’ll let me do anything I want. Don’t worry about it. Worry about what we’re gonna do when I get there.

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