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Seven Assassins Walk into a Bar

Dain Geist

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SEVEN ASSASSINS WALK INTO A BAR is a morality play and a dark comedy about a group of hitmen (and women) who gather to commiserate the passing of a colleague. As they swap stories and share complaints, each character brings with them their own moral compass and their own reasons for pursuing such a bloody profession. And as the night draws on, those reasons quickly come into conflict and create a fun, dramatic, and thought-provoking night of theatre.

Production Info

Cast: 7 total (3 female, 4 male, (1 character is deceased))
Full Length Dark Comedy (about 90 minutes)
Single Set
Contemporary Costumes
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Press Quotes

“A breezy, chatty, dark-comedy romp that takes you into the world of six hired killers as they talk about the good and bad shots they have made while sharing drinks over the body of a dearly departed colleague. You know you are in for something dramatic when you assemble six armed executioners who are all radically different in their approach to their jobs, families, and the world … [The play] aims for the pop culture jugular and hits it quite well. Audiences are going to have a very good time watching this collection of ‘badasses’ compare notes on a misspent life. It’s an offer you can’t refuse, a mark you can’t miss. Dain Geist has an ear for dialogue and a knack for characters.” —⁠Brett Cullum, Broadway World

About the Author

Author

  • Dain Geist

    Originally from Fairbanks, Alaska, Dain Geist is an actor, director, playwright, and educator. He holds a BFA from Adelphi University and an MFA from the Actors Studio Drama School at The New School (Cohort 9). He is currently a lecturer in the Department of Theatre and Musical Theatre at Sam Houston State University and is a proud member of Actors' Equity Association. His play, SEVEN ASSASSINS WALK INTO A BAR, had its world premiere at Main Street Theater in Houston.

About the Book

Book Information

Publisher BPPI
Publication Date 9/2/2026
Pages 70
ISBN 9798888561133

Special Notes

Special Notes

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Seven Assassins Walk into a Bar is produced
by special arrangement with Broadway Play Publishing Inc, NYC
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